Café Grumpy, Greenpoint

The famous Café Grumpy logo on a background of wood with multiple coffee stains, taken from above the counter in the first Café Grumpy in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.I first came across Café Grumpy in 2015, the Aussie-owned coffee shop/roaster chain firmly establishing itself as one of my New York City favourites. In particular, its Lower East Side and Fashion District locations become regular stops on my various visits. Since I’m staying in Chelsea this time around, I was looking forward to returning to Café Grumpy on W 20th Street, where I had my first Café Grumpy experience. My only problem is that it recently closed, forced out by a new landlord who wouldn’t renew the lease.

Deprived of my local Café Grumpy fix, I headed across the East River to Greenpoint in Brooklyn, seeking out the original Café Grumpy on Meserole Avenue. Home to Café Grumpy since 2005, the roastery is half a block away down Diamond Street. From the outside, it looks small, tucked in on the corner, but inside it goes a long way back, making it the most spacious of the Café Grumpys (now up to 10 in New York City, with one in New Jersey and another in Miami). There’s the usual offering, with the Heartbreaker blend, a single-origin and decaf on espresso, plus batch-brew, a range of tea and a selection of cakes and pastries.

You can read more of my thoughts after the gallery.

  • Standing on a corner in the Greenpoint neighbourhood of Brooklyn, this lovely old...
  • ... building has been home, since 2005, to the original Café Grumpy. From the outside...
  • ... it looks like a fairly small place, with just this solitary bench on Meserole Avenue...
  • ... while there's another around the corner on Diamond Street. However, if you...
  • ... look a little further, there's a hint of what's to come with three tables down the side.
  • For now, let's go in. I just caught the tail end of the summer art show.
  • The door is on the corner at 45° to both Meserole Avenue and Diamond Street.
  • This is the view from just inside the door. It looks to be a fairly compact coffee shop...
  • ... with the counter in the back, left-hand corner, a row of three tables in front of it.
  • A long communal table runs along the front by the window overlooking Meserole Ave.
  • Moving to the left, we're back at the door on the corner...
  • ... while to the right of the door is this solitary bench under the Diamond Street window.
  • A view of Café Grumpy from just behind the counter. However, there's more.
  • Turning around, this corridor runs towards the back, parallel to Diamond Street.
  • I was there at the end of the summer art display. These are some of the exhibits.
  • There were also craft items for sale.
  • Moving on, you enter the large back room which extends to the end of the building.
  • There are the toilets on the left, then this community book case.
  • Meanwhile, behind you on your right is this large, square table underneath the mirror.
  • A view of the back room from the right-hand side.
  • There are two rows of tables down the right-hand side, one low and one high...
  • ... while on the left are three larger four-person tables.
  • The view from the back on the left.
  • Looking across Café Grumpy, there high and low tables are staggered in their two rows.
  • It's a neat arrangement.
  • And then we're back to the table in the corner.
  • Returning to the front part of Café Grumpy, there's a pinball machine and retail shelves...
  • ... against the back wall. You can buy coffee kit and bags of Café Grumpy's coffee.
  • There's also a full price list.
  • To business. You order at the counter.
  • The three espresso grinders are around on the side (house blend, single-origin, decaf)...
  • ... while the till is next to the espresso machine on the long side of the counter.
  • There's a printed menu here...
  • ... with two menu boards on the wall above/behind the till.
  • Coffee and hot chocolate are on the left...
  • ... then, on the other side of the Café Grumpy logo...
  • ... are the teas and tisanes.
  • There's also a selection of cakes in the display case to the right.
  • I went for something from the espresso machine, a Synesso in Café Grumpy colours...
  • ... selecting the current single-origin as an espresso.
  • The cup was also in Café Grumpy colours, but without the famous logo.
  • I paired this with a slice of the lemon loaf.
  • Before I left, I dropped off some coffee from Big Dog Coffee as a gift to the staff...
  • ... then headed down Diamond Street to say hello to the roastery.
  • It was Sunday, so naturally it was closed. I'll leave you with the Grumpy face on the door.
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Café Grumpy is in a residential area of Greenpoint in northern Brooklyn, where it occupies the ground floor of an old, three storey brick building on the corner of Meserole Avenue and Diamond Street. Other than Café Grumpy in Chelsea, my experience of various Café Grumpy locations is that they tend to be on the small side, an impression reinforced from the outside of the Greenpoint location.

Although the address is Meserole Avenue, the door is on the corner at 45° to both it and Diamond Street, with a single, large square window on either side, each home to a bench, shelter provided by a red awning. However, if you look carefully (I didn’t, so missed them) there are three two-person tables spaced out along Diamond Street, which is a clue to what’s to come.

Stepping inside, the impression of smallness continues, although the space does extend to the right, past the window on Diamond Street. The counter is opposite you, in the back, left-hand corner, while the seating is at the front, with a long, eight-person communal table in the window and a row of three round, two-person tables between it and the counter.

The right-hand side is free of seating, other than a single bench to the right of the door. This is the domain of the fridge, while on the back wall, the retail shelves, with their bags of coffee and Café Grumpy merchandising, shares space with a pinball machine. However, if you look more closely, you’ll see a wide corridor in the back wall, starting on the left, just beyond the counter. Follow this and the illusion of smallness is shattered when you step into Café Grumpy’s spacious back room, which occupies the remaining length of the building along Diamond Street.

The bulk of the seating is back here, arranged in the three rows. Immediately to your right is a large, square table, with the toilets opposite on the left. Carrying on, a row of three large four-person tables runs next to the exposed brick wall which starts after the toilets, with another four small, round two-person tables in the middle. Finally, against the right-hand wall, are three tall cocktail tables, each with two tall yellow stools. It’s very calm back here, with light provided by three tall, narrow windows in the right-hand wall, which is also where you’ll find the power outlets.

Turning to the coffee, the offering was very familiar from my previous visits to the various Café Grumpy, the only difference being a lack of pour-over, with just a batch-brew option for those wanting filter coffee. There is more choice on espresso, where the ever-present Heartbreaker seasonal blend is joined by decaf (from Peru) and a single-origin option, in my case the Guatemala Pintado, which I had as an espresso.

This was my second Guatemalan single-origin of the day, following on from one I’d had that morning at Patent Coffee, which meant that I’d started and ended my day with Guatemalan espresso. The Café Grumpy offering was very different, producing a fuller, more rounded shot than the one at Patent, but with less distinctive flavours. I paired this with a very fine slice of the lemon loaf, a rich cake with a subtle, lemony topping, a fitting end to my day.

Before I left, I dropped off a bag of Rwandan coffee from Ebbw Vale’s Big Dog Coffee. I’d bought it the week before in Nomad Coffee Co. in Shrewsbury, leaving it as a gift for the staff. I also bought a bag of the Malacard B – Orange from El Salvador, which I gave in turn as a gift to the staff at Monach Coffee in Kansas City.

193 MESEROLE AVENUE • BROOKLYN • NY 11222 • USA +1 718 349 7623
Monday 07:00 – 19:30 Roaster Café Grumpy (espresso + batch-brew)
Tuesday 07:00 – 19:30 Seating Tables; Bench, Tables (outside)
Wednesday 07:00 – 19:30 Food Cake
Thursday 07:00 – 19:30 Service Counter
Friday 07:00 – 19:30 Payment Cards + Cash
Saturday 09:00 – 16:00 Wifi Free (with code)
Sunday 09:00 – 16:00 Power Yes
Chain Local Visits 25th September 2022

You can also see what I made of Café Grumpy’s Lower East Side and Fashion District locations, as well as the Chelsea and Nolita coffee shops (both now closed)

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